Favorite Movie Quotes

3 09 2010

My favorite movie quotes tend to come from my favorite movies.  There’s got to be many more quotes that I love but I’ve seen way too many movies to remember them all.  These are some of the best.

Tombstone

“I’m your huckleberry.” -Doc Holliday

Billy Clanton: “Why, it’s the drunk piano player. You’re so drunk, you can’t hit nothin’. In fact, you’re probably seeing double.”
[Billy Clanton draws a knife]
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.

“You’re no daisy! You’re no daisy at all. Poor soul, you were just too high strung.” -Doc Holliday

Braveheart

“Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you’ll live… at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin’ to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they’ll never take… OUR FREEDOM!” -William Wallace

[Immediately prior to being beheaded] “Freedom!” -William Wallace

The Shawshank Redemption

“Sometimes it makes me sad, though… Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone. I guess I just miss my friend.” -Red

V for Vendetta

“Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.” -V

Mr. Creedy: “Die! Die! Why won’t you die?… Why won’t you die? “
V: “Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.”

“A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having!” -V

The Usual Suspects

“Who is Keyser Soze? He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Soze. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. And like that, poof. He’s gone.” -Verbal Kint

The Silence of the Lambs

“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.” -Hannibal Lecter

Dr Strangelove

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!” -President Merkin Muffley

Big Fish

“A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.” -Will Bloom

A Beautiful Mind

“I’ve made the most important discovery of my life. It’s only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found. I’m only here tonight because of you. You are the only reason I am… you are all my reasons.” -John Nash

Now for some funny ones.

Happy Gilmore (I love this movie)

“The price is wrong, bitch!” -Happy Gilmore (to Bob Barker)

Shooter McGavin: “Just stay out of my way… or you’ll pay! LISTEN to what I say!”
Happy Gilmore: “Hey, why don’t I just go eat some hay, make things out of clay, lay by the bay? I just may! What’d ya say?”

Shooter McGavin: “You’re in big trouble though, pal. I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast!”
Happy Gilmore: “You eat pieces of s*** for breakfast?”

Grandma: “Sir, can I trouble you for a glass of warm milk? It helps me go to sleep.”
Nursing Home Orderly: “You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Now, you will go to sleep! Or I will PUT you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You’re in MY world now, grandma!”

Dumb and Dumber

“Hey guys. Woah, Big Gulps, huh? All right! Well, see ya later.” -Lloyd





8 Awesome Geniuses

7 05 2010

The following people, in my mind, exemplify the adjective genius.  I got thinking on the topic after seeing several of them in the media recently.  Notably, Stephen Hawking’s statements concerning intelligent life elsewhere in the universe and the possibility of time travel.  There are many people I could have included on a list such as this, these were just some of the first to pop into my mind.  Please comment if you think of some noteworthy geniuses I’ve left out.  The following are people that inspire me with their dedication to science and humankind and I am amazed at the sheer scope of their accomplishments.

Dean Kamen

  • No degree.
  • Invented the Segway.
  • He and his company, DEKA, have also invented a water purification device for developing countries, a dialysis machine, the iBot electric wheelchair, and a brain-controlled prosthetic arm, among other things.
  • Member of National Inventor’s Hall of Fame
  • (It seems like he only owns one outfit, a denim shirt and jeans.  Maybe he has a closet full of them like Ernest P. Worrell)

Ray Kurzweil

  • BS in Computer Science and Literature at MIT and Honorary Degrees from 16 schools.
  • By age 20, he sold his first company for $100,000.
  • He developed new speech recognition technology for the disabled and music synthesizers, among other things.
  • He has written books on artificial intelligence, futurism and nutrition.
  • Is the recipient of many technology awards and is a member of the National Inventors Hall of Fame.
  • An Arizona band named themselves after his book The Singularity Is Near and later changed their name to Ray Kurzweil’s Face.
  • Canadian band (and my favorite band) Our Lady Peace named one of their albums after his book The Age of Spiritual Machines and the album contains excerpts from the book.
  • In 1990, he predicted that a computer would beat a human at chess in 1998.  IBM’s Deep Blue beat Garry Kasparov in May 1997.

Bill Gates

  • Founder and chairman of Microsoft.
  • Began writing computer programs as a teenager; was banned from computer use at his school for exploiting bugs in the operating system.
  • Scored 1590 on the SAT; went to Harvard.
  • Wealthiest man in the world from 1995-2009.
  • Founder of the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation; has given more than $28 billion to charity.
  • Has been recognized several times as one of the most influential people of the 20th century.

Steve Jobs

  • Co-founder of Apple.
  • As a teenager, he attended after school lectures at Hewlett-Packard.
  • Dropped out of college, but continued auditing courses.
  • In his early career, developed a circuit board for Atari that was too compact to reproduce on an assembly line.
  • Received the first ever National Medal of Technology along with Steve Wozniak.
  • One of Forbes’ World’s Most Powerful People.

Albert Einstein

  • Father of modern physics.
  • Received Nobel Prize in physics in 1921.
  • Time Magazine’s Person of the Century in 1999.
  • One biographer said, “to the scientifically literate and the public at large, Einstein is synonymous with genius.”

Thomas Alva Edison

  • One of the most prolific inventors in history with 1093 U.S. patents and more patents in the UK, France and Germany.
  • Invented the phonograph, the motion-picture camera, a practical electric light bulb, and much more.
  • Once said something along the lines of, “Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.”
  • Has a town in New Jersey named after him.

Stephen Hawking

  • Responsible for various theories in theoretical physics, many of which build on Einstein’s own work.
  • Recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom and many other awards.
  • Honorary fellow of the Royal Society of the Arts
  • Best-selling author of several books.
  • Most of his work has been done while confined to a wheelchair and unable to speak.
  • The sheer volume of words I don’t understand on his Wikipedia page serves as pretty convincing evidence to me of his genius.

Noam Chomsky

  • Considered one of the fathers of modern linguistics.
  • From 1980-1992 he was the most cited living scholar in the world and 8th most cited overall.
  • Taught at MIT for over 50 years.
  • Has made major contributions to the fields of linguistics, psychology, politics, computer science and philosophy
  • One of the Unabomber’s planned targets because of his political views.
  • Has honorary degrees from more than 30 schools.




Top Ten Guilty Pleasures

28 03 2010

I think I could define my guilty pleasures as things that I love but that I might be better off keeping to myself most of the time.  No need to expose myself to unnecessary ridicule, right?  And yet, I’m blogging about it.  I just love any kind of attention, I guess.  :)

Kelly Clarkson – This is the one I get the most flak for.  But Kelly, my life would suck without you.

Nickelback – You either love ‘em or hate ‘em.  I happen to love ‘em.  (I also listened to them before they were big.  Yeah, that’s right.)

McDonalds – Double cheeseburgers, snack wraps, apple pie, coronary heart disease, mmmmmm….

Fantasy Novels – I would take a Gandalf over a Jack Ryan any day.

Lady Gaga – I get at least two Lady Gaga songs stuck in my head per day.  Don’t judge me.

Cream Cheese Frosting - Have you ever eaten a container of cream cheese frosting with a spoon?  I have.

Sour Candy - Give me a bag of Sour Patch Kids or Warheads and I’ll be happy.  Childish?  Maybe.  Delicious?  Yes.

Romantic Comedies – I used to watch them after break-ups.  And at other times.

Being Shirtless – This one doesn’t even need an explanation.

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Blogging – I have heard it said that only in the world of blogging have so many people shared so much with so few people.  But I’m not gonna stop!  I love it too much!





Top Ten Things I Would Want On A Deserted Island

13 03 2010

For the sake of being interesting, let’s assume that I can’t wish for company like my wife or friends and that my basic survival needs of food and shelter are met.  And electronics are out for obvious reasons (and I won’t wish for a generator either).  And let’s be honest, I could come up with way more than ten but these ones seem like some of the best.

1. A soccer ball (If I get lonely I can draw a face on it and call it “Adidas”)

2. Boggle, with paper and pencil to keep score (Nerd Alert!)

3. A big knife (there are so many fun things you can do with a good knife)

4. A journal and writing utensils (when I finally get off the island it would become a bestseller)

5. The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People (sharpen the saw, Peter.  sharpen the saw.)

6. A skim board or boogie board (hopefully the surf’s good)

7. A set of encyclopedia and a dictionary (I like knowledge.  And I’m a nerd.)

8. A planisphere (psst… it’s an easy-to-use star chart)

9. Sunglasses (if I didn’t have them, I’d be wishing for them)

10. Lots of toilet paper (I know you agree with me on this one)





Peter’s Man Crushes

10 02 2009

For those of you who don’t know, a Man Crush is when a heterosexual male experiences a deep admiration for another male.  This attraction/admiration may be due to a variety of factors.  There is nothing wrong with a man crush.  I would say most guys have at least one, even if they won’t admit it.

The following are my man crushes, with brief explanations.  As I was compiling this list I realized that there were certain recurring traits in all of my man crushes, so I decided to categorize them and present them in that way.  My man crushes all meet most, if not all, of the following criteria: Canadian, musical/athletic, humanitarian, good looking, stylish, and gets hot chicks.  If they lack one category they compensate for it with an exceptional rating in another category.

After reading this list of mine, feel free to share your own man crushes.  I may add some more in the future.  You never know.

Raine Maidaraine

  • Canadian – Yes.
  • Musical/Athletic – Yes.  Musical.  Lead singer of well-known Canadian band Our Lady Peace and also has a successful solo career.  Our Lady Peace has won 4 Juno Awards (the Canadian equivalent to the Grammy’s) and been nominated 25 times.
  • Humanitarian – Yes.  Is involved with Warchild Canada and the Make Poverty History campaign among others.
  • Good Looking – Yes.
  • Stylish – Yes.
  • Gets hot chicks – Yes.  Married Canadian singer/song-writer Chantal Kreviazuk in 1999.
  • Other Comments – Raine has been a personal idol of mine since I went to my first Our Lady Peace concert in 2000.  And I have met Raine in person, and he is a really good guy.

Bonobono

  • Canadian – No.
  • Musical/Athletic – Yes.  Musical.  Lead singer of a little band you may have heard of, U2 by name.  Has won 22 Grammy Awards.
  • Humanitarian – You better believe it.  He co-founded the organization DATA (Debt, AIDS, Trade in Africa), he is a common participant in benefit concerts, he co-founded the ONE campaign against poverty and Product Red.  He has been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize three times and he has been named Times Person of the Year.  He is the only person to have been nominated for an Academy Award, a Golden Globe, a Grammy and the Nobel Peace Prize.
  • Good Looking – Sort of.
  • Stylish – Yes.  The sunglasses he wears have become iconic.  He is a co-founder of EDUN Apparel Ltd.
  • Gets hot chicks – Yes.  Married Ali Stewart in 1982.

Justin Timberlakejustin_timberlake__1_

  • Canadian – No.
  • Musical/Athletic – Yes.  Musical.  Member of popular boy band ‘N Sync.  And later brought sexy back as a solo artist.  Has won 6 Grammy Awards.
  • Humanitarian – Yes.  Has been involved in the ONE campaign and is a spokesperson for the Shriners Hospitals for Children among other things.
  • Good Looking – Yes.
  • Stylish – Yes.  Co-founded the William Rast clothing line.  Brought sexy back.
  • Gets hots chicks – Yes, including Britney Spears, Alyssa Milano, Cameron Diaz, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel.

 

 

 

Michael Bublemichael-buble-rp19

  • Canadian – Yes.
  • Musical/Athletic – Yes.  Musical.  Such a crooner.  Wooes the ladies with his amazing voice.  I wish I could sing like him.  Has won 6 Juno Awards and 1 Grammy.
  • Humanitarian – Nothing of note, but his voice could probably cure malaria.
  • Good-Looking – Yes.
  • Stylish – Yes.  It’s tough to be a jazz musician and not have some style.
  • Gets hot chicks – Yes.  Recently dated Emily Blunt.  But for now he seems to be enjoying the single life.

 

 

Josh Grobanjoshgrobanpicture

  • Canadian – No.
  • Musical/Athletic – Yes. Musical.  Quite a singer.  Sings classical/pop music.  Very powerful voice.  I wish I could sing like him.
  • Humanitarian – Has performed in many benefit concerts.  He established the Josh Groban Foundation to help children in need through education, healthcare and the arts.  He was an official ambassador for Nelson Mandela’s Project 46664.  He has participated in many other fund raising activities. 
  • Good-Looking – Girls think so.
  • Stylish – Yes.  He’s a classy guy.
  • Gets hot chicks – dated actress/model January Jones for a couple of years.  Works for me.

David Beckhambecks

  • Canadian – No.  But I don’t even care.  David Beckham transcends nationality.
  • Musical/Athletic – Yes.  Athletic.  International soccer superstar (he’s been called the most famous athlete in the world).
  • Humanitarian – Yes.  Supporter of UNICEF, spokesman for Malaria No More, has participated in charity soccer clinics.
  • Good-Looking – Hell yes.
  • Stylish – Hell yes.
  • Gets hot chicks – Another hell yes.  Married Victoria Adams (aka Posh Spice) in 1999.

 

 

 

George Stroumboulopoulosstrombo

  • Canadian – Yes.
  • Musical/Athletic – Yes.  Musical.  He is a former VJ for the MuchMusic music video channel in Canada.  I spent many an hour with George on MuchMusic when I was younger.  He is very passionate about music and his passion is contagious.  Not only that but he is very knowledgeable about music, past and present.
  • Humanitarian – Yes.  He is a supporter of the Make Poverty History campaign and WarChild Canada.  He hosted the “HipHop4Africa” Mandela Children’s Fund Canada and CapAids benefit concert in 2006.  He has been involved with many other humanitarian organizations.  He hosts a late night talk show called The Hour that deals with humanitarian and political issues as often as it deals with humorous issues.
  • Good-Looking – Yes.  In a hip, serious kinda way.
  • Stylish – Yes.  And he gets to wear his casual styles, including his Adidas Allstars, on The Hour while he interviews high profile people like Bono, Jean Chretien and so on.  He’s real.
  • Gets hot chicks – Not sure.  He keeps his love life very low profile, which makes me respect him even more.  He does wear a wedding band.

My good friend Randal reminded me of another man crush of mine, Anderson Cooper.  I just haven’t seen as much of him lately so I forgot to include him.  But he is a very worthy addition to this list.  He’s not Canadian and he’s not known for his musical or athletic ability but he makes up for it with his humanitarian journalism and his hair.

Anderson Cooperanderson

  • Canadian – No.
  • Musical/Athletic – No.  At least, that’s not what he’s known for.
  • Humanitarian – Yes.  His journalism is often focused on international and humanitarian issues.  He hosted the documentary Planet In Peril.  He has also won many international honors for his journalism.  He is a very socially conscious person and I look up to him for the work he does.
  • Good-looking – Yes.
  • Stylish – Yes.  I don’t know how he does it, but he could be in the middle of an artillery strike in Iraq or in the middle of a hurricane and he would still look great and his hair would be perfect.
  • Gets hot chicks – This category holds little weight with Anderson.  He is conspicuously single and widely rumored to be gay.  But I’m sure Anderson could get anyone he wanted of either sex.
  • Other comments – You probably don’t know this but Anderson is the son of heiress Gloria Vanderbilt.  I greatly respect the fact that he doesn’t seem to use his heritage to grab attention, in fact, he goes out of his way to avoid the kind of attention that his mother sought.




My Torture Playlist

13 12 2008

So I read a story a few days ago that I thought was interesting and a little disturbing.  It was about how they use loud music as a torture technique against suspected terrorists.  You can read the article here.  With the article they included a list of songs commonly used by the torturers.  The playlist of terror included songs like Enter Sandman by Metallica, Bodies by Drowning Pool, I Love You by Barney the Dinosaur, The Sesame Street Theme, We Will Rock You by Queen and others from Nine Inch Nails and Eminem, for example.  

screamingI disagree with the idea of torture.  Call me a hippie if you want, but I just feel very uncomfortable with it.  I think we can come up with better ways to get information that don’t dehumanize our fellow human beings and undermine any goodwill we’re trying to establish with the foreign world.  My feelings on torture aside, I thought I would take a walk on the light side of this issue and create a torture playlist of my own.  That is, a list of songs that would drive me crazy; songs that I would consider torture if I were forced to listen to them over and over.  

I empathize with the artists who object to having their songs used as implements of torture and this list of mine should not be considered an endorsement of these songs as potential torture songs.  This list is merely a personal criticism of music that I feel was created to torment me.  This is not an exhaustive list by any means.  Hope it’s good for a laugh.  Let me know if I forgot any.

Peter’s Torture Playlist:

I Love You, You Love Me – Barney and Friends,     I’m sorry to agree with the military on this song, Barney, but this really would drive me crazy.

The Song That Never Ends – Lambchop,     The title alone is a recipe for an annoying song.

Call On Me – Eric Prydz,     Combine this song with its music video and you have an audio-visual combination that will wreak havoc on your brain for hours and hours.

Barbie Girl – Aqua

Wannabe – Spice Girls

It’s A Small World After All

Macarena – Los Del Rio

Livin’ La Vida Loca – Ricky Martin

500 Miles – The Proclaimers

Cadillac Ranch – The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

Cha Cha Slide – DJ Casper,     You can thank LDS church dances for my disdain towards this song.

Crank That (Soulja Boy) – Soulja Boy

This Is Why I’m Hot – Mims

Rumors – Lindsay Lohan

Liquid Dreams – O-Town,     And any other similar boy band song.





Most Annoying People

6 10 2008

There are some people in the world that drive me crazy.  This post is dedicated to them.  This isn’t an exhaustive list by any means, these are just the first ones that popped into my head.  In no particular order (except Nancy Grace):

1. Nancy Grace – My first, most annoying person is Nancy Grace.  She is without a doubt the most obnoxious, irritating person on TV and as far as I can tell, in the world.  I can’t stand her.  It’s a combination of things; it’s her voice, it’s her volatile, argumentative personality, it’s her permanent scowl and I think she just naturally gives off a bad vibe.  But it could be just me.

 

Paris Hilton/Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan – They are a terrible trifecta of annoyance.  They might as well be the same person.  Any talent any of them have is completely eclipsed by their ridiculous antics and stupidity and the fact that the media is super-saturated with them.  I just don’t care.

 

Dr. Phil - I’m not sure what it is about him, but he just rubs me the wrong way.  He’s probably a good psychologist, but all I see when I see him on TV is a pretentious quack.  You barely have to be a psychologist to do what he does.  Which is evidenced by the multitude of non-professional self-help literature and personal gurus that exist today.  What do you really have to offer Phil?

 

Billy Mays – I don’t know how his style of selling became so successful, but some people must have liked it because he is constantly on TV, selling me everything from laundry detergent to cookware.  And sometimes it’s just too much.  Too much happy yelling about products I don’t care about.

 

Carrot Top – He just irritates me.  In the 90s he was a mediocre comedian who looked and sounded irritating.  Today he’s a mediocre comedian who looks like a body-building gargoyle and hangs out with Criss Angel.  I don’t know how he’s as popular as he is.

 

Mary Murphy – You’re on the “most annoying person” train!  If you’ve seen So You Think You Can Dance, you’ll know what I mean.  She screeches and cackles and has instantaneous mood swings and it becomes way too much very quickly.  She easily earns a spot on this list.

 

Sylvia Browne – I’ve written about good ol’ Sylvia before.  She’s old, sounds like she’s been smoking since she was five, wears too much makeup and she’s a psychic who preys on the gullibility of the masses.  She’s smug, too; like she knows she’s getting away with a huge scam.

 

George W. Bush – It hurts my soul a little bit to have to include the leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world on this list, but the truth hurts sometimes.  He annoys me so much.  He always has this “asleep-at-the-wheel” sort of demeanor that makes you wonder how he ever got in a position to wield so much power.  On the bright side, the political cartoons of him crack me up.

Ashlee Simpson – I have more talent in my pinky toe than little miss Simpson.  I think what’s so irritating about her is that she has had so much success, all while making repetitive, no-talent music that has all the qualities of a deadly virus – contagious and destructive without treatment.

 

Tom Cruise – He’s actually a pretty good actor, but he’s a wacko.  Why does he have to be so weird?  All the great movies he’s made are going to be overshadowed by his insanity.  In the movies he can act like a normal human being, why can’t he pull it off in real life?  Another waste of talent.





Ten Cool Places I’ve Been

8 09 2008

1. The Canadian Rockies – Take your pick, Jasper, Banff, whatever, the Rockies are my favorite place in the world.  I just regret that I didn’t spend as much time in them as I could have while I lived so close to them.  The Rockies are so beautiful and majestic and they just fill you with awe.  Whether you’re observing them from a distance or standing on the side of one, you can’t help but be moved by their beauty.

2. Rio de Janeiro, Brazil – The city is amazing.  I can’t really put a finger on what I love most about it.  The beaches are amazing.  The scenery is amazing.  The culture is amazing.  I got to attend a soccer game in the Maracana Stadium – amazing!  So much energy.  I wish it was easier to get to so I could see it more often.  I have found, however, that certain films can evoke some of the same marvel I felt when I was there: City of God and City of Men.  Both by the same film-maker, they are about the gangs and ghettos of Rio de Janeiro, and, subject matter aside, the film-making helps you see and appreciate the beauty of all the facets of Rio.  An amazing place.

3. Iguazzu Falls, Argentina/Brazil – I couldn’t believe how big and awesome these waterfalls were.  I thought I knew what waterfalls were all about until I saw this.  Iguazzu is massive.  Not only is the main waterfall huge, but the falls stretch across at least a mile; there are big falls, little falls, it falls in steps in some places.  I saw them from above, I saw them from below and I saw them from a boat on the river and it was all awesome.  Add to all that the incredible wilderness that the river runs through and you have an unforgettable natural masterpiece.

4. The Everglades, Florida – The Everglades are huge, first of all.  So when I say I’ve been to them, I mean I’ve been to one of the little tourist places that takes you on an airboat ride and whatnot.  That said, the little taste that you get of the Everglades on the airboat and on the boardwalks through the swamps just blew me away.  It is so simple and primordial in its beauty.  I didn’t really expect it.  And it’s also way cool that there are gators everywhere and while you’re driving to the tourist trap you’re seeing gators in the ditches on the side of the road.

5. Tulum, Mexico – This is the site of some ancient Mayan ruins.  And I have to say, it’s an incredible place.  When I first laid eyes on the place I decided that one day I would like to buy the land from the Mexican government and live there.  The ruins aren’t necessarily as grand and imposing as at other famous sites but they are beautiful in their modesty.  In addition to the ruins themselves being so remarkable, they are located on a cliff overlooking the ocean which makes the whole scene truly breathtaking.  There are stairs built that lead down the cliff to what would be the sweetest private beach ever when I finally make enough money to own the place.  I loved it there.

6.  Chichen Itza, Mexico – Let’s follow up ruins with ruins.  These ones are the grand, imposing ones I referred to earlier.  Looking at the size of the buildings and the community in general it’s a fascinating exercise to imagine what kind of civilization actually lived in and among those structures.  As the tour guide explains to you the meaning behind so many of the symbols and as they demonstrate the remarkable architectural properties of the ruins, even after so many centuries, you can’t help but be amazed at what the former inhabitants were capable of.  The buildings at Chichen Itza are beautiful and speak the legacy of an incredible society of ages past.

7. The Florida Keys – I thought the Keys were so cool mainly because it was such a unique experience for me.  It’s just a bunch of islands connected by a series of long, low bridges.  My family drove out to Key West and it was the craziest thing to have ocean on both sides of you the whole way as you’re driving.  Every once in a while we’d pass a particularly small island with two or three houses on it and I wondered what it would be like to live there.  Just a real different kind of place for me.  And it was beautiful, too.  Would probably suck in hurricane season, though.

8. Fraile Muerto, Uruguay – This is a tiny town in rural Uruguay that my dad lived in for much of his mission in Uruguay.  My dad and I spent a few days there while we were down in S. America.  It was so cool because it was not the sort of place that tourists go.  Ever.  It was real.  The people were so cool and I think they were just as fascinated with me as I was with them.  It wasn’t like in Cancun where everyone is used to seeing gringos everywhere.  Visiting Fraile Muerto was one of my first real culturally broadening experiences.  It was a cool, little place and very memorable.

9. Huntington Beach, CA – I would consider it the quintessential California beach town.  The beaches are beautiful and busy.  Everyone seems so relaxed and carefree.  I think everyone in town owns one of those cruising bicycles and they all just ride them around everywhere.  Half the time it doesn’t even look like they have a destination in mind.  It’s like a dream world.

10. East L.A., CA – Bear with me on this one.  This one has more sentimental reasons behind it than most of the other ones.  This is where I served my mission for two years.  I got to learn Spanish and I got to live among and teach the inhabitants of one of America’s most notorious communities.  Mission aside, the reason I found East L.A. so cool is because of the unique culture that is created by the often violent clash of cultures that occurs there.  Living there was a major, eye-opening experience for me and it has since had a profound effect on my worldview.  I got to know the people and the community in a way that not many outsiders get to do and I feel like a better person for it.  I think that with the right guide East L.A. can be a beautiful and intriguing place.  But it’s still a little dangerous.





Top Ten Careers

10 06 2008

I bet you’re all wondering what Peter would be doing if he wasn’t in psychology.  What?  You’re not?  Well, I’ll just tell you anyway.  I’ll start with the career I’m chasing right now and follow that with a few alternate routes that I would probably consider if my current one doesn’t work out :)

1. Counseling Psychologist – Since my mission, I’ve been pretty certain that I wanted to help people as a psychologist of some sort.  I’ve been able to narrow it down to a counseling psychologist based on my experience in school and it’s compatibility with my ideals.  The idea that I can help someone help themselves is exciting to me.

 

2. Professional Soccer Player – I’m going to be completely honest here.  I could play soccer for the rest of my life and be completely happy.  I would love to get to be on a soccer field and feel the intense energy of the fans wash over me as I just run back and forth playing the game I love.  The problem is that I’m past my prime now.  Maybe if I had been born in England and attended soccer boarding schools since infancy…

3. Rock Star/Singer – Hey, there’s no reason I can’t dream big, right?  I love to sing, at least as much as I love playing soccer.  I may not be the best ever, but boy do I love it.  Plus, I’m sort of into myself and how awesome would it be to have people chanting my name and asking for my autograph and throwing their undergarments at me and wanting to have my babies?  Pretty darn awesome I would say.  And all for doing something I love doing anyway.

4. Novelist/Writer – I think everybody’s got a good story inside of them somewhere waiting to come out.  And I feel like I must have at least one decent one hiding in there somewhere.  In high school I hated writing and it was my worst class.  Then in university I discovered that I’m sort of good at it and I that I kind of enjoy it.  And, as you may have noticed, it has become my creative outlet du jour.  I think I could really enjoy writing things for a living.  

5. A Film Critic or Food Critic – Have you ever felt a little resentment towards guys like Roger Ebert, who sit on their fat behinds and whine about the latest movie and get paid for it, and you usually disagree with them anyway?  I have.  But have you also thought how awesome it would be to have their job?  I love movies.  I love food.  I think I have good taste in both.  I should get paid for watching movies and eating food.  Period.

6. Forensic Scientist – I used to read books like Encyclopedia Brown and the Hardy Boys as a kid and I loved trying to solve mysteries and I think it would be way cool to solve real life mysteries using science!  I’m not sure what would be cooler, accident or crime scene reconstruction, where you use physics to determine the trajectories of bullets and shrapnel, blood spatter, skid marks, or medical examiner, taking people apart to figure out what killed them.  It would be coolest to be like the fake ones on CSI, who do a little of everything.

7. FBI Profiler – I feel like this might only exist in the movies, but it would be cool to be the psychologist who creates the profile of a serial killer like Buffalo Bill or John Wayne Gacy or David Berkowitz based on the pattern of evidence collected and that will eventually lead to the capture of the deranged criminal.  They’ll make movies about my work and write true crime novels about me and the murderers I’ve helped catch.  Yeah, that would be cool.

8. Food taster – I read an article once about these ladies that were food tasters; like quality control sort of stuff I guess – different than a food critic.  Apparently they had some of the most refined taste buds in the world.  They could taste the difference between two separate batches of Chips Ahoy cookies, for example.  When they go out to eat they can essentially list the ingredients of their meal just by tasting it.  Maybe my taste buds aren’t quite of that calibre, but I would be willing to learn.

9. Inventor – Ever since I was a little kid I wanted to be an inventor – of anything really.  One of those guys who just dedicates his life finding a need and filling it with some creative, eccentric, possibly useless contraption.  I would join the ranks of legends like Raymond Kurzwiel, Dean Kamen, the inventor of the Segway and whoever it was who invented the Thighmaster (I should clarify, Raymond Kurzweil is a legitimate genius, the others are debatable).  The catch has always been that I’m not very mechanically inclined.  It has sort of held back my inventor dreams.

10. Nude Model – This one is only half-serious, but maybe some of you won’t be surprised.  I would be a nude model not because I think I have the sort of body that the world would want to see or that I want them to see it, but because of the joy and freedom I find in not wearing clothes.  Why not get paid for it?  Am I right?  Haha.  Don’t take me too seriously on this one, okay?





Peter’s Top Ten Films

21 05 2008

So I figured out something that would be fun to do to keep me contributing to my blog when I don’t have other interesting things to add: top ten lists!  This definitely isn’t an original idea, so hopefully people aren’t sick of this sort of thing.  I always find them interesting, though.  I find it gives you a broader impression of a person and will sometimes alert you to something interesting that you should check out. And I’ve been searching for new creative outlets and figured this would be a good one.  So here goes…

My first top ten list is my favorite films, which is a fairly common theme for top ten lists, and it’s actually going to be a baker’s dozen, cause there were a few that I just couldn’t leave out.  A list like this is likely to undergo revisions constantly as I become acquainted with new and different films, but the films included here have withstood the test of time or proven themselves worthy of this list in other ways.  Ok, the list:

1. Tombstone (1993)

Based on true people and events from the old west, this film combines a variety of memorable characters, a simple, yet clever script that gets stuck in your head and just enough action and emotion to make possibly my favorite film ever.  Val Kilmer’s performance as Doc Holiday is definitely one of his best and certainly the best in the movie.  As far as films go, Tombstone is not necessarily the best made and not all of its lead characters give stellar performances.  But what won me over about this film is that it’s so fun to watch and to relive.  After seeing this movie for the first time when I was about 12, I put a lot of effort into memorizing Doc Holiday’s catchy lines.  At one point, I could quote most of the movie.  I even went online to figure out what Johnny Ringo and Doc Holiday’s latin conversation was all about and memorized that too.  To this day it is still fun to watch and after every viewing I catch myself repeating lines like “I’m your huckleberry” for days afterward.

 

2. The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

This film made me want to stand up and cheer when I first saw it.  This is a very well-made story of everyone getting their just desserts.  To avoid spoiling the movie for anyone who hasn’t seen it, I won’t go into detail.  But this was a movie that really played to my emotions.  With Morgan Freeman’s soothing narration guiding you along, you really begin to identify with Andy Dufresne and feel genuine empathy for him by the end.  It’s just an amazing movie that will leave you feeling victorious.

 

 

 

 

 

3. Braveheart (1995)

This movie made kilts cool.  Who didn’t want to be William Wallace after seeing this movie?  Heck, I still want to be William Wallace!  This is another film based on true events.  Maybe it’s because I can imagine it really happening that I get so involved in it.  Amazing story, awesome battles, great characters, amazing soundtrack.  I even started to dislike the English a little bit after watching it.  And just like with Tombstone, there are some good quotable lines in this movie that I couldn’t help but memorize as a teenager.  And to prove I was a real Braveheart fan I even bought both soundtrack cds.  Great movie.  To this day I still well up when Wallace yells “FREEDOM!”

 

 

 

 

4. Crash (2004)

If you read my post about people not being as different as they think they are, you can probably understand why I like this movie so much.  This film takes a look at some of the perceived differences among human beings that so many people feel are irreconcilable and exposes those differences as arbitrary and silly.  For me, it’s all about not treating people as categories, but as fellow humans.  And that is very important to me.  The film is a real emotional trip for me.  And I cry every time that little girl jumps on her daddy to protect him from the gunshot.  One of the most unforgettable movies you’ll ever see.

 

 

 

 

5. Big Fish (2003)

This is one of those movies where I have a smile on my face through the whole thing.  It’s charming and humorous and fantastic.  It really lets your imagination run free.  But it’s not all fun and fancy.  For me, the film reflects a lot of personal feelings.  There is the son, trying so desperately to get to know a father that he feels he knows nothing about.  And the father who, seemingly effortlessly, leads a meaningful and eventful life, reflects my own desires to lead a fulfilling and meaningful life.  The conclusion to the film leaves me crying not so much tears of sadness, but tears of joy – the same kind of tears that I hope attend me when I’m done on this earth.

 

 

 

 

6. The Usual Suspects (1995)

A great crime movie.  Every character is brilliantly acted and it makes for an engaging and enjoyable story.  It sucks you right in.  And the ending is probably one of the best in the history of film.  Definitely one of my absolute favorites.  After seeing this film, Keyser Soze instantly became my favorite anti-hero and was sort of regarded in the same way as Chuck Norris – invincible and capable of anything.  And who can forget the line “The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.”

 

 

 

 

7. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

The only horror movie ever to win an Academy Award for “Best Picture”, The Silence of the Lambs is a unique type of masterpiece.  What made me love this movie was Anthony Hopkins’ performance as the infamous cannibal, Hannibal Lecter.  When I first saw this film, I was a budding, teenage psychologist and when I saw Hannibal Lecter I saw a beautifully complex monster.  I have since learned that someone with Lecter’s profile would never exist outside of the movies, but as a fictional character Lecter stands out from the rest.  And the screen chemistry between Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins is superb.

 

 

 

 

8. Saving Private Ryan (1998 )

I love war films.  There are some great ones out there.  This one is one of the best.  As cliche as this might sound, films like this help me gain some perspective and appreciation for what happened during some of the bloodiest times of our planet’s history.  Saving Private Ryan tells the story in one way, other films tell the story in different ways and in  different times.  What they all tell me is that I should never forget the price that our forebears paid to have what we have today, good or bad.  And I would say the same thing whether I was Canadian, American, English, French or German.  A tremendous price was paid on all sides and it would be foolish to forget that.  That’s more an explanation for why I like war movies in general.  But you get the idea.  Saving Private Ryan is definitely one of the best made movies of its kind.  Moves me to tears.

 

9. A Beautiful Mind (2001)

It might be the psychologist in me that made me like this film so much.  But it’s a great movie no matter how you look at it.  Well made and well acted.  And it even gives a pretty accurate depiction of paranoid schizophrenia.  I did an assignment on it in university.  The only big stretch the movie makers made was the nature of Nash’s hallucinations.  The hallucinations that may accompany schizophrenia are usually only auditory hallucinations, although they may be very sophisticated.  Visual hallucinations are rare and usually occur as random flashes of light, never as people or groups of people.  Regardless, I liked this movie so much that I had to watch the entire thing with the director’s commentary.  This is the only movie that I’ve ever done that for.

 

 

10. Hotel Rwanda (2004)

This is another one of those movies that wakes a person up to what goes on in the world outside of our comfortable, middle-class bubble.  I’ve known people who have lived in Rwanda and Uganda and have told me stories of their families being killed and how they immigrated to Canada to avoid the same fate.  It’s another one of those things that we cannot afford to be ignorant of.  It’s sad that we often stay ignorant until a high-budget Hollywood film tells us about it.  But at the same time, we respond well to that medium and a film as well-made as Hotel Rwanda does a good job of telling an important story and sending an important message.  You’ll notice that a lot of my favorite films are ones that make me cry and this one is no exception.  Really tugs at my heart strings.

 

 

11. Se7en (1995)

Another great crime/psychopath movie.  Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman are on their game.  I first saw this movie around the same time that I saw The Silence of the Lambs for the first time.  I think I went through a psychopath phase back in the day.  This film is shocking and a little bit brutal with a twisted morality behind it all.  Makes you think.  And one of the best movie endings ever.  Great film.

 

 

 

 

 

12. Shooter (2007)

This is probably the only film on this list that doesn’t make me engage in deep thought and self-reflection after viewing it.  It’s just a pure, simple good action flick.  With a sniper.  What more can you ask for?  Marky Mark with a sniper rifle!  Killing people and being all bad-a$$.  When I need to unwind a little, this is the movie to help me do it.  This pick makes it on my list as a little personal indulgence.

 

 

 

 

 

13. Goal! The Dream Begins (2005)

This one’s another indulgence.  This was not a critically acclaimed cinematic masterpiece by any stretch.  But I could not stop smiling or contain my excitement the whole time I was watching it.  I think it comes down to a couple of things: One, I love soccer!  If I could do anything for the rest of my life, even without getting paid, I would play soccer.  I dream of playing soccer and standing on a well-manicured pitch with thousands of passionate fans screaming and chanting around me.  And in the film, as Santiago slowly comes to realize his dream, my dream is realized through him.  And it feels incredible.  Second, Santiago Munez is a poor Mexican immigrant in East Los Angeles who goes from rags to riches as he follows his dream.  I was a missionary for two years in East LA and I became very familiar with the plight of so many impoverished immigrants and I came to respect their values and work ethic and the kind of people they are.  And the story of one of them who manages to break the cycle of poverty makes me feel triumphant.  I loved this film.








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